Wednesday, February 15, 2017

In Their Native Tongues

This is my own personal opinion and not based on any fact. It is pure speculation based on observation of the administration so far. In my comical imagination, I imagine the world leaders who take part in the G20 Summit saying the following in his/her own language when the current President of The United States enters that room. 
Aquí viene este tonto.
Here comes this fool.
Brazil, 
Aí vem ESTA tolo.
Canada, 
Voici esta fou.
China, 
這裡談到ESTA傻瓜。
France, 
Voici esta fou.
Hier kommt esta Narr.
India, 
Here comes this fool.
Di sinilah bodoh esta.
Italy, 
Ecco che arriva ESTA sciocco.
Japan, 
ここでESTA馬鹿が来ます。
여기 ESTA 바보 온다.
Mexico, 
Aquí viene este tonto.
Russia, 
Вот идет Эста дурак.
Here comes this fool.
Hier kom esta dwaas.
Turkey, 
İşte esta aptal geliyor.
Here comes this fool.
Here comes this fool.

I could be wrong and I am writing this tongue and cheek, but I can see it happening. Something to critically think about.